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Funny names are neither easy, nor hard to come by. But,‘What’s in a name?’, argues Shakespeare.  (…) That which we call a rose/ By any other name would smell as sweet‘ That is what Shakespeare would tell us in his lyrical tale of the two infamous “star-cross’d” lovers, Romeo and Juliet. If we would extrapolate this, we could say their names were standing in the way of  their mutual love and passion. Truth is, not everyone in life is gifted with the right name. Some names are tragic, reminiscent of some old discord and some are can even get you in trouble. Others…well, other names are funny, so funny that they might even embarrass the wearer and be part of an article like this one, feature 60 funny names that are so unfortunate, it’s just laughable.

Some people with unfortunate, too hilarious to the point of embarrassing choose to change their names and go through all the legal fuss to do so. They’re the most determined.  Some of them, though, never change their names and they just go with the flow. These people are gold. They’re not afraid of the “public shaming”, they do not care, they have a name and that is enough for them. These people are untouchable and, lucky for us, these 60 people below are part of that category and decided to keep their names. Here are the funniest names ever.

So, what is a funny name, anyway? Funny, by definition, means causing laughter or amusement. It’s what keeps us happy, sane and humans at times. Humour is an art in itself, but having a funny name usually just happens. A funny name is usually a name that is either sounds similar to a funny word, like Ben Dover, which sounds like the phrase ” Bend Over ” right? Another hilarious name example could be someone who is called Robert Fagot, now that’s an unfortunate name don’t you think?

 

1. Dic* Smasher – that’s the real name, no joke

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By the Grace of God, how could two different words describing the same thing end up in the same name? Is this even possible?

2. Jesus Condo*

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We are curious what he was thinking when he first found out his name is so “famous” in our world

3. Judy Grahm Swallows

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24 years of exeprience for Judy Graham Swallows and you need not wonder what kind of experience. You, dirty mind!

4. Wang Liqin

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Funny thing is, if you search “wang” on Google you’ll get that it’s a pretty common Chinese name and a quite infamous English word. And that “Liqin…”

5. Ben Dover

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What? Is just the capital of the state of Delaware, OK? OK? Ben and then Dover! Yeah, you just can’t get it out of your head, can you?

6. Stef Craps

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Stef looks like a professional, but his name won’t let him be. He’ll just be Stef Craps for ever.

7. Dixie Normous

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You didn’t get it? Well, try reading it again and again and forget about the spelling, just listen to the utterance

8. Anurag Dikshit

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The man might be a billionaire, but his name is a thousand times better. Really!

9. Jack Goff

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I’m sure this guy presents himself like this: “My first name is Jack. My last name is Goff. Nice to meet you!” It’ss the only way to say it.

10. Justin Sider

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Read it again and again…and again. Get it? Yeah!

11. Thomas Fister

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This is a true pornstar name. Such a shame he is into Analytical Services

12. Wendy Wacko

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Wendy looks like she doesn’t mind any of the free attention she gets due to her name

13. Brownie Shytles

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Well, well, there are so many things going in the wrong direction here, that I just can’t unsee this

14. Dic* Pound

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“And over there, you will see Pound, Dic’ Pound”. His parents were definitely having the time of their lives when naming their baby.

15. Peter Bunerz

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Blame it on the Bunerz!

16. Heath Cockburn

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There is too much heath in Heath Cockburn!

17. B.J Cobbledick

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It seems this girl’s fate had been written in the stars long before she was born

18. Mike Wiener and Thea Beaver

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What a pair of trustee and justice. Did they get many votes?

19. Woody Held

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Woodie Held was a shortshop/outfielder in Major League Baseball. Anything else?

20. Mike Litoris

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This is so obvious, but still, try reading it quickly one more time. Yep! Yours!

21. Chew Kok

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The man is an original!

22. Yolanda Squatpump

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So, she does a lot of squatpump or what?

23. Dr Pornsak

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Would you go to a doctor named Pornsak?

24. Park Jurassic – that’s fake for sure

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His parents were high. Any other explanation?

25. Bita Negar

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This is before “politically correct” was invented, right?

26. Major Dickie Head

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Apart from the fact that his name is Dickie Head, he had to be a Major and also wear that hat…Coincidence!?

27. Jack Kanoff

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Jack Kanoff can practice as an Asthma, but has a hard time living with himself, apparently

28. Barhha Vegina

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He’s Russian, his parents probably don’t know English, but we do, ohh, we do…

29. Oliver Loser

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He loses a lot. So what?

30. Robert Fagot

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There’s nothing you can do if you were born one of the Fagots. People are just jealous!

31. Mister Love

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He could not hide his true “calling”

32. Willie Stroker

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Willie seems like a happy man. Let’s just not make fun of him, shall we? *inner laughing*

33. Candy cummings

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Count your cummings while you can. He might have been a ladies’ favourite

34. Dic* Tips

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Just imagine someone asking you about Dic* Tips

35. Destined Hooker

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Her destiny is a cruel one and she should fight to overcome it. You can do it, Destinee. Still, her parents, what were they thinking?

36. Phat Ho

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Poor boy, here’s Phat Ho! Read it again, please!

37. Tiny Dic*

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…and he’s South African. I guess this name is quite a rarity in his country *wink wink*

38. Uranius Johnson

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He’s from planet Uranus, right?

39. Peanis breath

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Well, we’re speechless here. These parents should go to jail!

40. Dic* As*man is here

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Man, when your name is Dic* As* and you fill in the blanks with “is here” is just too much

41. Batman Bin Superman

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His parents were huge DC fans probably. Nice job, guys!

42. Bud Light – This is the best name ever

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Do you get it?

43. Dumas

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Can you keep going? Is your belly hurt from all the laughter?

44. Anass Rhammar

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There’s nothing wrong with this name, apart from your dirty “spelling”

45. Dic* Champion

Wear it like a champ!

Wear it like a champ!

46. Gary Neighbors

His neighbours might be very happy to have him around.

His neighbours might be very happy to have him around.

47. Kash Register

He was destined for great cash. What happened?

He was destined for great cash. What happened?

48. F. YOU

It's just an F, you dirty mind!

It’s just an F, you dirty mind!

49. Mrs. Rape

She was meant to work in a kindergarten....

She was meant to work in a kindergarten….

50. Lord Brain

Brains had a lord now and his name is Lord Brain

Brains had a lord now and his name is Lord Brain

51. Dr. Wheat Faartz

Could anything be worse than a fart? Yes. This name. Poor guy!

Could anything be worse than a fart? Yes. This name. Poor guy!

52. Cooking with POO

No, she's a great chef, not the main ingredient...

No, she’s a great chef, not the main ingredient…

53. Ms. Whiener and Ms butt

The Jewish Community Center seems like a strange gathering of youths...

The Jewish Community Center seems like a strange gathering of youths…

54. Paul Twocock

His name and his job title...just a strange match

His name and his job title…just a strange match

55. Dic* Long – He knows why he is smiling

Probably he was once of the most envied students in high school. You could tell by his smile

Probably he was once of the most envied students in high school. You could tell by his smile

56. Hitler Mussolini

So, if your last name is Mussolini, try figuring out a damn good first name. Well...

So, if your last name is Mussolini, try figuring out a damn good first name. Well…

57. Chris P. Bacon

Everything with bacon is gold. This man's name as well

Everything with bacon is gold. This man’s name as well

58. P. Ennis

He seems proud or is it just embarrassment? Hard to tell

He seems proud or is it just embarrassment? Hard to tell

59. Saad Maan

Sadness is catching so your first name should never be Saad sad

Sadness is catching so your first name should never be Saad sad

60. Pacific Centre

And let's end all of these in peace. Jokes are jokes. Nothing personal!

And let’s end all of these in peace. Jokes are jokes. Nothing personal!

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